Sunday, December 7, 2008
SANTA PLANS ROUTE
Santa came through the Cupits' neighborhood today. He came under the guise of collecting canned goods and unwrapped toys for the needy. But the Chronicle's investigative reporting uncovered the truth. Santa was taking notes and drafting his route for the big night. Laurel and Brant stood in the front lawn watching Santa go bye. Santa now knows exactly where they live, and knows what they look like (in case he wants to bring them some clothes). Most importantly, from his high perch on the firetruck, he had a clear view of the chimney hole and the pitch of the roof. He should have no problem making his logistical preparations.