Monday, January 28, 2008
MEGA STAR TAKES LEAP OF FAITH
Superstar Brad Pitt has spent a sizable amount of time and resources in the hurricane ravaged 9th Ward of New Orleans, attracting plenty of media attention. But let the Chronicle be the first to break the news of his leadership in the local 1st Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Yesterday, a new bishopric was sustained. The stake president announced, "Br. Brad A. Pitt" as 1st Counselor. The congregation laughed heartily, certainly wondering how such a good-looking, media-adored heart throb with several small children and a GORGEOUS companion, could possibly commit to the requirements of the calling. Perhaps Br. Pitt's new position will increase the attendance records and conversion rates. But ladies beware, Pitt's wife pledges to take out anyone who gets too close!